Category: Sex Life
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The Sex Bucket List: 30 Sexy Things To Do Before You Die
What’s On Your Sex Bucket List? Do you have a bucket list? What about a sex bucket list? We are often so focused on the goals we want to accomplish and the places we want to see before we die, we forget about some of the sexy things we may like to accomplish before we…
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Confessions of a Size Queen: Only a Big Penis Will Do
Hi. My name is A Big Butt and a Smile and I am a size queen. I like big penises. Really big ones. It’s funny though, because I’ve learned that big is relative.
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No. You Can’t Cum on My Face. Stop Asking.
Keep Your Cum Off My Face This question always makes me pause. And I’m pissed that I have to pause. I mean, I’m right in the middle of heated, passionate, wild, wet and sloppy sex and you ask me this dumb shit right here. Sigh. Every time I’ve heard this question, I’ve paused and looked…
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Syphilis Scare Halts Porn Industry Filming in LA
Syphilis Outbreak Shuts Down Porn Industry The Porn industry has yet another STD scare that’s halting production. This time, a potential syphillis outbreak has the LA porn industry running to put its clothes back on, costing the already struggling industry dearly: The pornography trade group, the Free Speech Coalition, called for the moratorium on Monday…
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Pimp is Caught With His “Rules 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!” Checklist
Dumb Pimp Caught With Pimpin’ Rules List Well, my mother likes to say it takes all kinds to make up this world: On Monday, Long Island police raided the home of an alleged pimp named Steve McDaniel and came across a handwritten list called “Rules 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!” Apparently it was written for…
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DSK Sexual Assault Case to be Turned Into XXX Porn Film
DSK Sexual Assault Turned Into Porn I’m not sure why I’m surprised by the need to turn the Dominique Strauss-Kahn sexual assault debacle into a porn film, when the same was done with Osama Bin Laden right after his asasination, but still. This is a bit much even for the porn industry: According to French…
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Couple’s Skydiving Porn Angers the FAA
FAA No Fan Of Skydiving Porn Well, apparently some folk do give a flying fuck. A Taft, California (it would be California) couple (well porn stars) shot a skydiving porn film. And while no one saw their skydiving sexcapades, and there were no complaints lodged, first the local police and now the FAA are involved:…
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There’s an Italian Blow Job Song Called “I’m Horny” (Video)
Are You Horny? I’m Horny. Boy I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Italian popstar Gionny Scandal new song, “I’m Horny,” features a bevy of barely legal girls women sucking lollipops and being sprayed in the face with whipped cream while they sing about giving him a blow job. Yeah. And if you aren’t…
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When It Comes to Abortion a Man’s Opinion Doesn’t Matter
Abortion is Solely A Woman’s Decision So some man in New Mexico put this billboard up after he learned his ex-girlfriend aborted their child. While I don’t have a problem with him taking out the billboard, I do have a problem with the idea he had any rights regarding his girlfriend’s decision to abort or…
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The Real Reason Women Fake Orgasms
The Science Behind Fake Orgasms Faking an orgasm. Most women have done it. Meg Ryan immortalized the process in the infamous diner scene in When Harry Met Sally. And most film and TV depictions depict women faking it ’cause they have an inept lover, and they don’t want to hurt his feelings. The truth however,…
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Osama Bin Laden Raid Being Turned Into XXX Porn Film
Osama Bin Laden Porn? Oh yeah you read that right. Hustler Video is turning the Navy Seal raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound into the film, “This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX.” “We’re pretty sure from what we’ve heard that Bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler,” said Rob Smith, Hustler Video Director of Operations.…
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Sorry Fellas, If She Keys Your Car, It’s All Your Fault
She Keys Your Car? You Deserved It I have a real problem with black men who don’t take responsibility for their actions, or at the very least take responsibility for the possible ramifications of their actions. Case in point, some men beleive that they can string a woman along emotionally and physically for months and…